Life Wants You Dead: A Calm, Rational, and Totally Legit Guide to Scaring Yourself Safe Card Decks Celebrate new beginnings with this

Celebrate new beginnings with this special blend of Spring specific pollinator-friendly seeds

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checkered throughout the 87-card deck are a series of directives that will have you blending together various parts of a drink—from the base to the modifier

such as the White-Breasted Butt Nugget and the Goddamned Canada Goose (or White-Breasted Nuthatch and Canada Goose for the layperson)

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Life Wants You Dead: A Calm, Rational, and Totally Legit Guide to Scaring Yourself Safe Card Decks Celebrate new beginnings with thisFear!!! Scary, right? But what if the only thing we shouldn't fear is fear itself? "Truly Hilarious!" Jack Handey, author of Deep Thoughts In this era of economic turmoil, climate catastrophe, and cliques of cool teens just waiting to make fun of your shoes, we live in a heightened state of fear. We're afraid of the world and afraid of each otherbut not nearly as afraid as we should be! And this absurdly hilarious survival guide demonstrates that