Beer In My Hand Sand In My Clam Neon Trucker Hat - Funny Trucker Hat drink koozie Moister Than an Oyster Trucker

Moister Than an Oyster Trucker Hat

but it WILL make you the funniest person on the boat

I choke in the kitchen says it all — no excuses

and dangerously accurate

Two margaritas

Beer In My Hand Sand In My Clam Neon Trucker Hat - Funny Trucker Hat drink koozie Moister Than an Oyster TruckerBeer in My Hand, Sand in My Clam Neon Trucker Hat If your ideal day involves cold drinks, warm beaches, and maybe a little too much personal exfoliation, this neon trucker hat is calling your name. With Beer in My Hand, Sand in My Clam proudly displayed, its perfect for those who love their beach days a little wild and a lot hilarious. Perfect for beach babes, boat baddies, and anyone whos accepted that sand just *gets places*. Throw it on, crack a