Wisdom Tee Antagonist Be flexible

Be flexible

Show that you're middle class and imply that you got there purely through brains and merit by implying that you're a good enough speller to spell bourgeoisie

The bartenders are chill and have a heavy hand on the cocktail pour

Whenever you hear people brag about dropping out of college

Everybody knows that the trick is to just wear your underwear

Wisdom Tee Antagonist Be flexibleIf you want to have something to show for your rapidly encroaching male pattern baldness and or crows feet, rest assured that you have your wisdom. The problem is, everyone can clearly see your aging husk of a meat suit, while you can't really flex your dilligently gained wisdom unless the right situation comes along. Just randomly throwing out Mark Twain quotes at inopportune moments is not wisdom. Wear this though and everyone will know the price