Death Metal Hoodie Souvenir

Death Metal Hoodie SouvenirDeath metal pitch meeting: OK guys, hear me out, we have some of the most insanely technical rock musicians on the planet, but our lead vocalist has the voice of an angel. That sucks. We want someone who sounds like a wounded Cthulhu angrily vowing his revenge. The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch free wearing experience. The color matched drawcord and the double lined hood add a

Wear this and people will probably assume that you were an Olympic athlete

I've realized that the thing I like about a singer the most sometimes is their vocal fry

the big boss will be thrown off enough that they will tell you that

Some chemicals give off hydrogen ions in a cup of water and some let you see God in a cup of water

and nobody would ever expect me to wear a crop top

passing through the bardo

The best part of buying clothes at a thrift store is telling people that you them it at a thrift store

you're making people uncomfortable with the specifics and not making any friends this way

they will want to be your friend

peace and quiet

"when people find out that you have a boat

and smaller dudes keep stepping up to you in the bar to satisfy their Napoleon complex but you really aren't interested