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You’re a full-body flincher with a death grip on the nearest arm

Same frontier energy

You don’t have your life together but you do have unhinged enthusiasm and honestly that’s gotten you further

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White western-style text reads "IT AIN’T GONNA LICK ITSELF" below a vintage cowgirl in a white hat

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