My Heart Is The Size Of My Butt Long Sleeve Tee Color:Heather Navy Features a white four-leaf clover

Features a white four-leaf clover and a golden-yellow rubber duck illustration above bold text reading "Lucky" in white and "Duck" in golden-yellow retro block letters

and the socially acceptable return of eating soup for dinner every single night

Large red serif lettering reads "NICE" with green serif lettering reading "(ISH)" below

Bold red "BALL BUSTER" text with a cracked red ornament illustration

Features a vintage-style illustration of a dancing cowgirl in a white hat

My Heart Is The Size Of My Butt Long Sleeve Tee Color:Heather Navy Features a white four-leaf cloverBig heart. Bigger butt. Both causing problems on the daily. At least one of them looks great in jeans. The Details: Features bold white text reading "My Heart Is The Size Of My" followed by a peach emoji, with "(That's The Problem)" in smaller white text below. The Fit & Fabric: Style: Unisex long sleeve retail fit with ribbed cuffs and a classic crew neck. Material: 100% Airlume ring spun combed cotton. (Heather styles: 52 48 cotton poly blend).