E.M.T. Pacifiers & Teethers Heighten your tea experience by

Heighten your tea experience by leaps and bounds with this unfrogettable tea infuser

Whether you’re lighting up a birthday or rooftop soirée

Order up a side of fun with Fred’s Hot & Crispy candles

Introducing Fred’s Dragon’s Breath—a microwave steam cleaner of mythical proportions

Each Desk Dumpster includes a set of over 100 flame notecards with 3 compartments to store pens and pencils

E.M.T. Pacifiers & Teethers Heighten your tea experience byEmergency Meal Transport. Fred's E. M. T. insulated tote will keep your precious ham sandwich and beer chilled, prepped, and ready to transplant right into your waiting stomach! Note: this bag is actually for keeping liverwurst, not livers! Each bag has a foam insulated water proof lining, a mesh interior pouch, and an 'organ donor' ID tag.