I Put Out For Santa Comfort Colors Tee Color:Mustard Red and green dripping horror

Red and green dripping horror text reading "It Was A Monster Mash" with a green and red vintage gramophone (record player)

A black cat head with green eyes and an orange tongue mid-hiss

Design reads "NEW MEXICO" in bold retro lettering arched over a starburst shape

First plate is a warm-up

" You are one minor inconvenience away from becoming your own villain origin story

I Put Out For Santa Comfort Colors Tee Color:Mustard Red and green dripping horrorEvery December you announce this to a room full of relatives and somehow nobody blinks. Context is the most powerful force on earth. You just weaponized a plate of cookies and you know exactly what youre doing. The Details: White bold text reading "I PUT OUT FOR SANTA" with a glass of milk and chocolate chip cookies on a white plate in white, brown, and cream ink. The Fit & Fabric: Brand: Genuine Comfort Colors (The gold standard for vintage vibes).