Overpaid Tee I Know The Owner

Overpaid Tee I Know The OwnerThis is just kind of a funny flex. Get some laughs. We know you've got a little extra disposable income for it. The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi formal. The tear away label means a scratch free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever. Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Discover

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