Salem Social Club Sweatshirt 4th of July You brought fangs and flames

You brought fangs and flames

That’s a tiny furry landlord who tolerates your existence because you operate the can opener

flowing hand-lettered style

October isn’t a month for you

You didn’t survive middle school to be scared of some interdimensional flower-faced nightmare

Salem Social Club Sweatshirt 4th of July You brought fangs and flamesYou would have absolutely been accused in 1692. Not because of witchcraft. Because youre opinionated, you live alone by choice, and you have a suspicious number of cats. Thats literally all it took. The bar for persecution was lower than your bar for texting back. Welcome to the club. The Details: Black vintage script reads "Salem Social Club" with a pin up witch sitting on a pumpkin with a broom, a black cat, a bat, and stars. Includes "Est. 1692"