Get In My Belly Comfort Colors Tee Size:XL Always yes

Always yes

You survived the seating chart

A pint of Ben & Jerry’s is

You put on one earring

The ones who pace themselves and the ones who are three glasses deep before the turkey is carved

Get In My Belly Comfort Colors Tee Size:XL Always yesYouve been carb loading since October and calling it "preparation." Your Thanksgiving strategy isnt about pacing yourself. Its about dominance. First plate is a warm up. Second plate is a statement. Third plate is a lifestyle choice youve already made peace with. The Details: Red retro text reading "Get In My" above large red retro text reading "Belly." A vintage cowgirl in a yellow hat, red plaid shirt, and blue jeans lassoing an orange turkey.