Boy Next Door Hoodie Size:L Does the cosmic whisper of

Does the cosmic whisper of life's big joke bring you joy

Are you better off than your parents were

We aren't sure if they sell shirts there or not

This is your shirt then dude

you got invited to a Halloween party and there's some ridiculous theme like haunted farm and you don't want to go as a slutty cow or whatever

Boy Next Door Hoodie Size:L Does the cosmic whisper ofAre you a moderately attractive male with neighbors? This is your shirt then dude! The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch free wearing experience. The color matched drawcord and the double lined hood add a stylish flair and durability that tie everything together. Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton.