You Free Tonight? Tee Comfort Colors Tee Red bold text reading "OOPS"

Red bold text reading "OOPS" and "I GOT ANOTHER TREE" with a vintage pin-up woman in a red dress kneeling beside a Christmas tree

" You could have figured that out by looking at your couch

You’ll bake cookies for the neighbors and then say something at dinner that makes your mother choke on her wine

Nobody asked for a cashmere scarf but they’re getting one and they will feel inferior

Every circus needs a leader and you didn’t volunteer

You Free Tonight? Tee Comfort Colors Tee Red bold text reading "OOPS"The smoothest pickup line in American history. And honestly, the answer is always yes on the 4th. The Details: Blue outlined text reading "You Free Tonight?" with a bald eagle wearing blue sunglasses, feathers styled in red, white, and blue American flag colors. Patriotic flirt energy with a bold, retro illustration style. The Fit & Fabric: Style: Unisex Boyfriend cut (relaxed fit). Material: Super soft 100% Airlume ring spun combed cotton. (Heather