Long Live Halloween Hoodie Color:Black

Long Live Halloween Hoodie Color:BlackYou decorated for Halloween in July and told everyone it was "ironic" but there was nothing ironic about the fog machine. Or the full size cauldron. Or the animatronic skeleton you named Gerald. Long live your complete inability to act normal about one single holiday. The Details: Orange dripping text reading "Halloween" with green script "Long Live," featuring a green witch girl, green werewolf, tan skeleton with a red candy apple, orange jack o

and wildflowers

This one looks your coworker dead in the eye at the holiday potluck

White dripping horror text reading "Lurk Laugh Loathe" with a white skeleton giving a shaka (hang-loose) hand gesture and a spider web accent

not the elf on the shelf you repositioned at midnight like a hostage negotiator

That’s dedication

with "Rural" in large flowing script below

"GET OUT" flanking the cow

Rendered in orange and black vintage western Halloween style

with "A Dirty Hoe Is A Happy Hoe" in bold green serif lettering below

Your dating history described in four words

it's the most romantic thing you'll read today

Back from the dead and absolutely dripping with charisma