Morticia's Floral Shoppe Tee Size:S You didn’t choose the yeehaw
$36.00
Description
You didn’t choose the yeehaw life
Every December you say "this was the craziest year yet" and every January proves you wrong
the unsolicited opinions at dinner
You brought fangs and flames
Some meditate
Morticia's Floral Shoppe Tee Size:S You didn’t choose the yeehawYou keep buying yourself flowers because nobody else understands your aesthetic requirements. Grocery store bouquets? Please. You need something that looks like it was arranged by a Victorian widow who talks to her plants and means it. Your love language is dramatic foliage. The Details: Black vintage serif text reads "Morticias Floral Shoppe" with "Estd 1964." A colorful flower bouquet (yellow, pink, deep purple, red, orange) sits in a black vase,
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