Kitty On The Moon Tee funny

Kitty On The Moon Tee funnyYou talk to your cat more than you talk to actual humans and the cat still wont make eye contact with you. Thats not a pet. Thats a tiny furry landlord who tolerates your existence because you operate the can opener. Youre basically staff. The Details: White line art of a crescent moon with a smiling face, a white cat sitting on the moon, and white stars scattered around. All white artwork. The Fit & Fabric: Style: Unisex Boyfriend cut (relaxed fit).

Like you’ll hold the door for someone but you’ll also talk about them in the car after

Your idea of settling down is staying in the same zip code for more than six months

Your heart said "horses and poor decisions

stacked across multiple lines with a deliberate space in the last word

Same thing

Every December you announce this to a room full of relatives and somehow nobody blinks

The treetops are glistening though so at least the scenery is nice

Orange retro block text reading "Arizona" with "Hot As Balls" below

Some shirts whisper

with large bold "RAZZLE DAZZLE" below

and "ROPING * RIDING * RACING" along the bottom

Vintage rodeo-poster-style artwork in pink