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Anybody who bought one of those stupid trucks by the time they came out had a pretty clear understanding of what the CEO very clearly stood for

How much avocado toast do I need to trade in to afford to buy a home and get out of the predatory corporate renting cycle

The only way you're really a loser is if you don't learn something from your experience

We rebelled against England for less but it seems like there are too many people who will only start caring once it starts happening more to white people

take away the wealth so that they are no longer dragons and protect the working class against their attacks

Happy [Insert Occasion] Tee Size:S Anybody who bought one ofI'm probably getting a vasectomy this year. My two kids are amazing and I love them more than anything, but I don't think we've got the bandwidth for a third. I want to celebrate it sort of like a bris, with a bunch of loved ones milling around the waiting room eating hors d'oeuvres and enjoying each other's company. Then I emerge from the surgical suite, wearing a jockstrap full of ice (or so I'm told), and everyone cheers for me and gives little