I Touch My Elf Hoodie Color:Navy Welcome to the naughty list

Welcome to the naughty list

Airlines charge 5 per checked bag but you’ve been carrying yours around for free since 2012

and "And Other Tips" in orange beneath an orange rule line

The meetings are mostly just picking tinsel off each other

You didn’t survive middle school to be scared of some interdimensional flower-faced nightmare

I Touch My Elf Hoodie Color:Navy Welcome to the naughty listYou knew exactly what you were reading and you didnt even flinch. Thats the holiday spirit were looking for. The Details: Gold arched retro lettering reads "WHEN I THINK ABOUT YOU I TOUCH MY ELF" above a woman in a red Santa outfit with her hand on a small elf perched on a gift box. Gold sparkle stars scattered throughout. Red and gold ink palette. The Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex fit with a double lined hood and color matched drawcord.